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#   Trans-Galactic Hitch-hiker    #
#               for               #
#            FBB 5.15             #
#      by Pete G7ECN/PE1MHO       #
#         and Tyz, PE1NTP         #
#   Dedicated to Douglas Adams    #
# & Marvin, the Paranoid Android  #
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# This version dated 1993-09-17   
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# What language is this ?
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Trans-Galactic Hitch-hiker
The Sirius Cybernetics Corporation Sub-Etha Sens-O-Matic Message Delivery$WService will now insert a Babel fish in your left ear.$W
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# Define answers, Yes and No.
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Yes
No
# Days and months :
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SunMonTueWedThuFriSat
JanFebMarAprMayJunJulAugSepOctNovDec
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# Define directions:  (To be used in QTH-locator server)
North
South
East
West
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# Welcome
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#T_MES
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# Welcome BBS:
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Hi there Cool Frood $I !!$WWelcome to $O, the BBS at the End of the Universe.$WEddie is ready to cater to your every whim $O.$W
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# Welcome EXPERT :
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Hi there Cool Frood $I !!$WWelcome to $O, the BBS at the End of the Universe.$WEddie is ready to cater to your every whim !$W$N active Sub-Etha Sens-O-Matic Messages, last is $L, last listed is $Z$W$W
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# Welcome non-expert:
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Hi there Cool Frood $I !!$WWelcome to $O, the BBS at the End of the Universe.$WYou are on channel $=.$W$L is last Sub-Etha Sens-O-Matic Message and $Z was the last listed$WConnected Starbuggys:$W$%$WType "?" to sass your Towel.$W
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# Register your name:
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Register your name using the N-command, like this : N Arthur_Dent$W
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# Register your Home-planet
Register your Home-planet using the NQ-command, like this: NQ Betelgeuse$W
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# Register your Sirius Cybernetics' Sub-Etha Sens-O-Matic Delivery Service
Register your Home-planet Sirius Cybernetics' Sub-Etha Sens-O-Matic Message$WDelivery Service using the NH-command, like this : NH $O$W
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# Register your dwelling-place identification code
Register your dwelling-place identification code using the NZ-command$Wlike this : NZ $z$WEnter your Galactic coordinates using the NL command, like this : NL $?$W
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# Welcome to guest:
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Transgalactic Starstreaker $O, $c.$WYou have only limited access on this port.$W
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# Text sent to SMDS
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!! DON'T PANIC !!$WWARNING... only other Transgalactic Starstreakers allowed on this port.$W
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# Welcome first time:
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$WThis is your first contact with this Transgalactic Starstreaker.$W
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# There are Sub-Etha Sens-O-Matic Messages for you:
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There is/are $0 new Sub-Etha Sens-O-Matic Messages for you.$W
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#There is/are Sub-Etha Sens-O-Matic Messages for you that you have scanned$Wbut not Vogonised:
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Marvin's Tip for Today:$WThere is/are $0 Sub-Etha Sens-O-Matic Messages$Wfor you that you have scanned but not Vogonised.$WPlease Vogonise them with KM.$W
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# Goodbye-text:
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You have been connected $: - Computer-time : $.$W42, Frood $I, and may the Great Prophet Zarquon always be your Guide$Won your journey through Life, the Universe, and Everything !!$W
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# Answer to !-command:
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Multiconnect Transgalactic Starstreaker type F6FBB v$E - Connected Starbuggys:$W$%$W$N active SESOMMs - Last SESOMM $L - Last listed $Z.$WThere are new SESOMMs for$Q$WConnect-time : $: - Computer-time : $.$W
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# Some standard questions and answers :
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#T_QST
(A,C,N,<ENTER>) -->
Make changes (Y/N) ?$W
Thank you$W
$WAborted !!$W
Create (Y/N) ?$W
Your choice : (L = List, F = End)$W
ENTER=Continue, A=Abort. Scan with R-command -->$W
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# Error-Sub-Etha Sens-O-Matics:
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#T_ERR
$BDON'T PANIC !!!$B Eddie did not understand that answer.$W
$BDON'T PANIC !!!$B Eddie did not understand that command: $0.$W
$BDON'T PANIC !!!$B Marvin says that you forgot a space after the command.$W
$BDON'T PANIC !!!$B Marvin says only numeric values are allowed.$W
$BDON'T PANIC !!!$B Marvin says the text after Personal ID code is missing.$W
$BDON'T PANIC !!!$B Marvin says that no help is available for $0.$W
$BDON'T PANIC !!!$B Eddie wants to know WHO is supposed to get the SESOMM.$W
$BDON'T PANIC !!!$B Personal ID code is missing.$W
$BDON'T PANIC !!!$B Unknown file.$W
$BDON'T PANIC !!!$B Character $0 not allowed here.$W
$BDON'T PANIC !!!$B Sub-Etha Sens-O-Matic Message #%M does not exist.$W
$BDON'T PANIC !!!$B The file $f does not exist.$W
$BDON'T PANIC !!!$B You cannot Vogonise Sub-Etha Sens-O-Matic$WMessage #%M.$W
$BDON'T PANIC !!!$B Marvin the Paranoid Android says "#%M does not exist".$W
$BDON'T PANIC !!!$B Marvin the Paranoid Android says "Invalid port".$W
$BDON'T PANIC !!!$B Marvin the Paranoid Android says "use CD-command".$W
$BDON'T PANIC !!!$B Marvin says that the directory-name is missing.$W
$BDON'T PANIC !!!$B Marvin says that the directory is missing.$W
$BDON'T PANIC !!!$B Directory-name is too long.$W
$BDON'T PANIC !!!$B Eddie doesn't know anything about this frood!$W
$BDON'T PANIC !!!$B Marvin says that the filename is missing.$W
$BDON'T PANIC !!!$B To-filename is missing.$W
$BDON'T PANIC !!!$B The Babel-fish is unable to interpret.$W
$BDON'T PANIC !!!$B Marvin says that it is impossible to modify file $f.$W
$BDON'T PANIC !!!$B Unknown, or not empty, directory $0.$W
$BDON'T PANIC !!!$B Directory is missing.$W
$BDON'T PANIC !!!$B Eddie can't make directory $0.$W
$BDON'T PANIC !!!$B "Path" is missing.$W
$BDON'T PANIC !!!$B Too long a "path".$
$BDON'T PANIC !!!$B That "path" does not exist.$W
$BDON'T PANIC !!!$B Eddie can't make file $f.$W
Eddie to $I, We can't hang around here all day doing nothing !$WMarvin, switch on the Infinite Improbability Drive and let's blast off to$WThe Restaurant at the End of the Universe for a Pan-Galactic Gargle-Blaster !!$W
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# Texts belonging to different departments
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# Mailbox
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#T_MBL
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# Expert-prompt:
$*:$U de $O>$W
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# Guest-prompt:
$*:$U de $O (B,H,KM,LM,O,RM,S,T,?) >$W
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# Non-expert prompt:
$*:$U de $O (Type "?" to sass your Towel) >$W
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# Misc Sub-Etha Sens-O-Matic Messages:
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There are no such Sub-Etha Sens-O-Matic Messages$W(Sub-Etha Sens-O-Matic Message choice: $l).$W
There are no new Sub-Etha Sens-O-Matic Messages for you.$W
Enter Sub-Etha Sens-O-Matic Message ID code to %G :$W
Enter data for Sub-Etha Sens-O-Matic Message, end with /EX or Ctrl-Z :$W
Sub-Etha Sens-O-Matic Message #%M is Vogonised.$W
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# Answer to V-command:
Transgalactic Starstreaker-version F6FBB v$E$W$N active SESOMMs Last Sub-Etha Sens-O-Matic Message is #$L$W
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# Misc Sub-Etha Sens-O-Matic Messages:
Please enter your name :$W
Thank you, $I.$W
ID code   LastConnect #Cnct RPBSXLEMU Lg Name         Password     PRIV-dir.$W
Eddie's boss, $V, is not available!$WYou may leave a PM for him in the SCSESOMMDS.$W
Wait while I page Eddie's boss, $V.$W
Eddie's boss, $V, did not answer!$WYou may leave a PM for him in the SCSESOMMDS.$W
Hello, $I, Eddie's boss, $V, responds :$W
Stand by: Eddie's boss, $V, wishes to communicate with you.$W
You are now in "Expert-mode".$W
You are now in "Normal-mode".$W
YOU NOW HAVE ACCESS TO EDDIE THE SHIPBOARD COMPUTER'S MEMORY-BANKS !!$W Type F <return> for SCSSESOMDS-mode again.$W
File $f has been copied.$W
Sub-Etha Sens-O-Matic Message for %G has been cancelled.$W
You will now have no paging.$W
You will now have $p lines per page.$W
This Starbuggy now connected. Editing not allowed.$W
$0 $1 $2 $3 $j $K = $4'$5
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"Base-number" is now $q.$WAll Sub-Etha Sens-O-Matic Message numbers will use this as a base.$W
(B)id, (F)rom, (V)=@SMDS, (T)o, T(I)tle, (S)tatus, T(Y)pe, (CR) finished >$W
See all msg-(R) (P)aging (B)BS (S)ysop e(X)pert (L)ocal (E)xclude (M)odem$W(U)nprotolist Lan(G)uage (N)ame Pass(W)ord Pri(V)dir (H)ome SCSSMECDS (Z)ipcode$W<CR> = End>$W
Unknown Frood $0. Create (Y/N) ?$W
Delete Frood $0 (Y/N) ?$W
Available Galactic dialects :$W
($0):$1
$W[End of Sub-Etha Sens-O-Matic Message #%M from %P]$W
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# Answer to $ (Sub-Etha Sens-O-Matic Message-#)- or FN (Sub-Etha Sens-O-Matic Message-#)-command:
 Msg# TS Bytes To    @SESOM  From.  Date       Subject$W$0 $t$s $n $G@$A $P %i $S$W$W
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# Header of Sub-Etha Sens-O-Matic Message, when reading :
From  : %P$WTo    : %G$0$WDate  : %j %K$WMsgId : $t$s - $R$W
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# Header of Sub-Etha Sens-O-Matic Message, when listing :
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Msg#  TS     Dim To    @SESOM  From   Date      Title$W
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# Contents of each line when listing:
$M$t$s   $n $G$0 $P $i $1$W
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Title : $S$W$W
Bid   : $R$W$W
Sub-Etha Sens-O-Matic Message transferred to Transgalactic Starstreaker
$0-Route via Transgalactic Starstreaker $v$W
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#SCSSESOMDS-prompt by reverse-forward and standard forward:
F>$W
>$W
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# Sub-Etha Sens-O-Matic Messages to other station during forward:
NO - Wrong parameter.$W
NO$W
OK$W
*** Done$W
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$WMsg#   TS  Byte To     @SESOM  From   Date       Subject$W$M $t$s $n $G @$A $P $i $S$WSub-Etha Sens-O-Matic Message saved at $K$W
We don't transfer to Transgalactic Starstreaker %A !$WEddie's boss, $V, will be advised.$W
Reply Sub-Etha Sens-O-Matic Message is transferred to %G @ $v$W
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Access to the whole list : $0$W
New Sub-Etha Sens-O-Matic Message list in connect text : $0$W
Please enter your Home-planet SCSESOMDS :$W
Please enter your dwelling-place ZIP code:$W
Home-planet SCSESOMDS: $0  Dwelling-place ZIP Code : $1$W
Warning! No WP-Route for Transgalactic Starstreaker "%G"!$W
$0 held Sub-Etha Sens-O-Matic Message(s)$W
(A)rchive,(K)ill,(L)ocal,(Q)uit,(R)ead,(V)erbose,(U)nhold >$W
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# Traitement
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# T_TRT
IMPROBABILITY DRIVE FAILURE ALERT !!! Busy - Please wait. (End with Ctrl-Z)$W
WARPED SPACE ALERT !!!$WStarbuggy busy - Not possible to make contact right now.$W
*** Starbuggy $0 is not connected ***$B$W
$W$B*** Connected to Starbuggy $0 (End with Ctrl-Z).$W
*** Disconnected ***$B$W
$BYELLOW ALERT ! There is a Sens-O-Matic Message for you from Frood $0 ***$W
*** The Frood has left the quadrant ***$W
"Break" for Sub-Etha Sens-O-Matic Message from Frood $0.$W
Interrupt request from $0. Code : $1$W
Stop-request accepted, no connection.$W
Self-destruct OK$W
Unknown command.$W
Interrupt request rejected.$W
You are in SCSESOMDS mode. Type 'F <return>' to re-access Eddie's memory-banks.$W
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#Server-menu
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# T_MEN
$W$* connected Starbuggy(s)$WYOU NOW HAVE ACCESS TO EDDIE'S MEMORY-BANKS (C,D,N,Q,T,F,B. ?=help) >$W
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# The next 2 lines are sent together for sysop, only the last one is sent for
# other users !
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$W
$W(C) Connections-Stat.$W(D) Docs.$W(Q) Galactic coordinates.$W(N) User-data.$W(T) Satellites.$W(F) Return to SMDS-mode.$W(B) Disconnect.$W$WFor help, type ? (command).$W$Waccess to Eddie(C,D,N,Q,T,F,B. ?=help) >$W
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# Statistics-module
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# T_STA
$W$* connected Starbuggy(s)$WCONNECTIONS-STAT. (G,H,I,J,L,O,F,B. ?=help) >$W
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# The next 2 lines are sent together for sysop, only the last one is sent for
# other users !
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$W
$W(G) General$W(H) Use pr. hour$W(I) List Personal ID codes$W(J) Use pr. day$W(L) Details$W(O) Percentages$W(F) Return to the ship's computer mode$W(B) Disconnect$W$WFor detailed help, type ?(letter).$W$WCONNECTIONS-STAT. (G,H,I,J,L,O,F,B. ?=help) >$W
Use pr day$W
  MON  TUE  WED  THU  FRI  SAT  SUN$W
Use pr hour$W
0 0 0 0 0 1 1 1 1 1 2 2  Hour$W
0 2 4 6 8 0 2 4 6 8 0 2$W
$N active Sub-Etha Sens-O-Matic messages$W
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$0 Connects since $j$W
Connects$W  Average time pr connect  : $0min $1s$W
  Average # of conn pr day : $0$W
  Rush-hours               : At $1 and $0 o'clock.$W
Usage (in percent)$W
  SMDS                     : $0 % $W
  Ship's computer          : $0 % $W
Ship's computer details:$W
  DOS                      : $0 % $W
  Galactic coordinates     : $0 % $W
  Docs                     : $0 % $W
  Connections-stat         : $0 % $W
  User-data                : $0 % $W
  Satellites               : $0 % $W
$0 $1 $2 $3 $j $K = $4'$5"$W
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# Modul USER-DATA
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#T_NOM
$W$* connected Starbuggy(s)$WUSER-DATA (I,N,R,F,B.  ?=help) >$W
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# The next 2 lines are sent together for sysop, only the last one is sent for
# other users !
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$W
$W(R) Read information$W(I) Show list of Personal ID codes$W(N) Change name and address$W(F) Return to Eddie's memory-banks.$W(B) Disconnect.$W$WTo sass your Towel, type ? (command).$W$WUSER-DATA (I,N,R,F,B.  ?=help) >$W
$WPersonal ID code: $0$W
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Last connect was $j at $K.$W
Home-planet SCSESOMDS : $7$WName : $1 $0$WAdress : $2, $3$WGalactic ZIP-Code : $8$WGalactic coordinates : $4$WPersonal communicator, home: $5$WPersonal communicator, work: $6$W
Last-name                       :
House-number and street-name    :
City                            :
Personal communicator, home     :
Personal communicator, work     :
Galactic coordinates            :
$WTotal $0 Personal ID codes$W
*** Frood $0 is unknown. Example: $?$W
*** Wrong Galactic coordinates.$W
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# Modul Satellites
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#T_TRJ
$W$* connected vessel(s)$WSATELLITES (C,P,T,F,B.  ?=help) >$W
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# The next 2 lines are sent together for sysop, only the last one is sent for
# other users !
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$W(M) Update parameters$W
$W(C) Descriptions$W(P) Show orbiting parameters$W(T) Calculate orbital data$W(F) Return to Ship's computer menu$W(B) Disconnect$W$WFor detailed help, type ? (command).$W$WSATELLITES (C,P,T,F,B.  ?=help) >$W
$WGalactic coordinates: $0    Satellite $1$W
--------------------------------------------------------------$W
| Time  | Az. | El. | Dpl. | Dist. | Alti. | Lon | Lat | Ph. |$W
|  UTC  | Deg | Deg | KHz  |  Km   |  Km   | Deg | Deg | 256 |$W
--------------- $j-$y ------ Orbit #$0 ----------------$W
| $0:$1 | $2 | $3 | $4 | $5 | $6 | $7 | $8 | $9 |$W
Start-date for calculation (Day/month/year):
Start-time for calculation (Hour:min)      :
$WPlease wait...$W
$WHere is no information about this satellite.$W
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Oppdate from $j-$y.$W
Satellite name      :
Reference orbit     :
Reference year      :
Reference day       :
Mean anomaly        :
Arg. of perigee     :
R.A.A.N.            :
Inclination         :
Eccentricity        :
Mean motion         :
Derived mean motion :
Estimated step      :
Doppler frequency   :
$WOrbiting parameters for $0$W
Orbit number        : $0$W
Epoch year          : $0$W
Epoch day           : $0$W
Mean anomaly        : $0$W
Arg. of perigee     : $0$W
R.A.A.N.            : $0$W
Inclination         : $0$W
Eccentricity        : $0$W
Mean motion         : $0$W
Derived mean motion : $0$W
Estimated step      : $0$W$W
($0) $1
(F) End$W
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# Qth Locator - modul
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#T_QTH
$W$* connected Starbuggy(s)$WGalactic coordinates(C,D,L,Q,F,B.  ?=help) >$W
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# The next 2 lines are sent together for sysop, only the last one is sent for
# other users !
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$W
$W(Q) Galactic coordinates -> Long. Lat.$W(L) Long. Lat. -> Galactic coordinates$W(D) Dist. and Azimut$W(C) Distances$W(F) Reaccess ship's computer$W(B) Disconnect$W$WFor detailed help, type ? (command).$W$WGalactic coordinates (C,D,L,Q,F,B.  ?=help) >$W
$WGalactic coordinates :
Geographical coordinates in the centre of the square :$W
Longitude  : $0 degrees $1' $2 : $3 gr $2$W
Latitude   : $0 degrees $1' $2 : $3 gr $2$W
$WUse format$WIn degrees    : 1 : 45 : 00 (direction).$WIn gradians   : 1.5 (direction)$W(direction) shall be replaced by North, South, East or West.$W
$WLongitude (East/West)  :
$WLatitude (North/South) :
$WGalactic coordinates : $0$W
$WFrom Galactic coordinates :
$WTo   Galactic coordinates :
Azimut   : $0 degr $1' : $2 gr$W
Distance : $0 Km$W
$WYour Galactic coordinates :
$WTo Galactic coordinates (F = End) :
Calculation no $0 - Total distance : $1 Km$W
Calculation finished.$W
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# Module DOS
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#T_DOS
$0>$W
Directory $0 deleted.$W
File does not exist.$W
$0 $1 $2 $3   $4 $5 $6 $7$W
Sending of file $f is cancelled.$W
File $f is saved ($0 bytes).$W
Send file $f (end with Ctrl-Z).$W
$0 bytes copied.$W
$W$j $T  FBBDOS V$E$W
$WAvailable commands :$W
File $f has been deleted.$W
$0 bytes free.$W
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# Docs-module
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#T_INF
Enter number (L = List, R = Return to previous level, F = Return to main menu)$W$0>$W
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# The next 2 lines are sent together for sysop, only the last one is sent for
# other users !
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$W(D) Label$W
$W(F)= Reaccess Eddie's memory-banks (R) = Return to previous level$W(number)=Read doc number L = List >$W$0>$W
Does not exist.$W
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# Module gateway
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#T_GATE
You are now on channel $=, port $!. $g available ports.$WH = Help. B = Bye.$W
Port number (Q = Quit) :$W
You are now using channel $0 on that port.  Frequency: $1.$W
No available channels on that port.$W
Cmd :$W
Convers mode. Esc or > (return) for command mode.$W
Marvin the Paranoid Android says you have already landed there !$W
*** Error : Invalid port.$W
*** Gateway is not available.$W
$U de $O: INVALID COMMAND $0. (C,D,J,K,H,M,P,Q,?)$W
Sending $f...$W
Text capture opened in $f.$W
Text capture closed.$W
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# Module YAPP
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#T_YAP
Ready to send $f with $0-protocol.$W
Ready to receive $f with $0-protocol.$W
Sorry, $0 is not allowed on this frequency.$W
Describe the file, max 40 characters :$W
$0 $1 $2 $3   $4$W
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# Module CONFERENCE
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#T_CNF
You are entering the seance (Help = ".H").$W
Stardate $H - Starbuggys in the seance :$W
Personal ID code : $0, channel $1.$W
$H $0 joining the seance.$W
You are leaving the seance.$W
$H $0 is leaving the seance.$W
[$H - $0]$W
No other froods in the seance !!$W
$H $0 : Retry count exceeded.$W
$H $0 busy.$W
$H $0 is not in the seance !$W
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