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From: e8301@etl.go.jp (Mizutani Wataru)
Subject: At the Waiting Room / =?ISO-2022-JP?B?GyRCQlQ5Zzw8JEskRhsoQg==?=
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On 06/24/96(23:48) seizanso@mail.sunshine.or.jp (Ryuji Nemoto) wrote
in <4qm9sg$ebj@news.sunshine.or.jp> (fj.jokes:88447/etlss2):
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The following joke must be very famous especially in 
England, since I read the story in one of the best selling 
books by Douglas Adams, `So long, and Thanks For All The Fish'. 
I will introduce it to Japanese readers to show what the 
English jokes are like, and try to present some variations.

              Thank you,                   Waruta
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