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In article <40ebra$s5t@msunews.cl.msu.edu>
miyazaki@pilot.msu.edu writes:

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:- Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?
:- Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
:- Why are there interstates in Hawaii?
:- Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?
:- Why are cigarettes sold at gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?
:- Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
:- How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work?
:- If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks
:  on the doors?
:- If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the   
:  pan?  (sorry, that was pretty bad.....)
:- If buttered toast always lands buttered side down and a cat always
:  lands on its feet, what would happen if you tied a piece of buttered     
:  toast on the back of a cat and dropped it?
:- If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn on your headlights,
:  what happens?
:- You know how most packages say "Open here".  What should you do if the
:  package says, "Open somewhere else"?
:- Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?
:- Why do we drive on parkways when we park on driveways?
:- Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called shipment
:  but when you transport something by ship it's called cargo?
:- You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes-
:  why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?
:- Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn  
:  the radio down?
:- Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
:- Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
:- What does Geronimo say when he jumps out of a plane?
:- If fire fighters fight fire and crime fighters fight crime, what do   
:  freedom fighters fight?
:- If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
:- If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
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