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From: kuzuha@ess.bosai.go.jp (Y 'SAKURA SAN' KUZUHA)
Subject: Re: PAINFUL
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In article <801098946snz@gudge.demon.co.uk>, paul@gudge.demon.co.uk
wrote:

: What is the definition of pain?
: 
:         A fly sliding down a razor blade using it's left bollock for a
brake.
: 
We often look a strange person who have a razor at the station.
Perhaps he will say " did you shave your bollocks in this morning?"
This fly will say " I shaved. "
The person " no, no, no, no, no !!!!  Please Use My Razor !!!  And Shave
again !!!!"

The right bollock will be shaved too.
The person " Please look.  one bollock remained.  How excellent our
company's 
razor is!!"
The fly " oh!  I have not shaved completely."

This story teach you a definition of happiness FOR YOU.
I know you want to became a girl  according to your signature !!

: -- 
: paul goodyear    (You misspell !) 
Pole goodbye

-- 
 Col. Kuzufy ( Don't call me " General UNKO" )
